Marilu Henner showing cleavage in Rustlers’ Rhapsody (1985)
While the audience watches a black and white horse opera, a narrator’s voice wonders what such a movie would be like today. Rex O’Herlihan, The Singing Cowboy, finds himself in color and enters a cliché-ridden town, in which the evil cattle baron (Andy Griffith) and the new Italian cowboys (who always wear raincoats no matter how hot it gets) join forces to get him and the sheep ranchers to leave the valley.
Roger Moore, Carole Bouquet, and John Wyman in For Your Eyes Only (1981) After disposing…
Traci Lords waiting in her underwear making us think about what she has to offer
Barbara Crampton in From Beyond (1986) A group of scientists have developed the Resonator, a…